I followed up my wonderful customer service experience (in which I was marginalized for not having a penis) by going off on a co-worker in the breakroom for being homophobic. Apparently, Portia de Rossi being a lesbian is, “a waste”.
“Why is it a waste? Because she won’t have sex with you? Cause I doubt that would happen even if she were straight.”
You picked the wrong day to voice that opinion, you homophobic dick. I’m on a roll and I don’t plan on stopping any time soon.
There must be something in the air today.